Sunday, August 22, 2004

Help Wanted

Help Wanted

Now, as you can tell, our gracious hostess is quite the fan of Ms. Angelina Jolie. My brother is as well. He owns a cardboard cutout of her as Lara Croft. But do you know what's happened? It's been kidnapped!

The soulless fiends left a ransom note demanding an endless supply of chimichangas in return for Lady Croft's safe return. A resolution is expected within the next couple of days, but, really, the important question is: how should my brother get the kidnappers back? We need some high class pranks here, people. This is serious business.

If at all possible, suggested pranks should avoid illegalities and/or intentional injuries.

Drink of the day: Tabasco
CD on the Playa: Coheed and Cambria: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3


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