Artificial Insemination...



Okay, just to get started, it's $100 per doctor consultation, about $600 to screen yourself and $400 per insemination. Bonus, that includes the sperm. It takes an average of 4 attempts, at a success rate of about 15%. So, anywhere from $2,400 on up. And that's pennies compared to In-Vitro Fertilization...

Vs.

$100 in tequila to get me drunk and $150 worth of video porn for the donor.

Hmmm.....