My Current Mood:


Hee hee.
All I have to say is: Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
Lindi and I were talking the other night about the Funny 25, and, look what I found! Fish Heads, Fish Heads...
Cat New Year's Resolutions (from Ern)
▪ I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.
▪ We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any human's bed while they're trying to sleep.
▪ Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.
▪ If I MUST claw my human, I will not do it in such a fashion that the scars resemble a botched suicide attempt.
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