Kerry Wins Debate

As if there were any guesses he wouldn't. 3 polls confirm the win.

Hundreds of protestors were outside the debate, with 76 flag-draped coffins, signifying each of the soldiers killed this month alone. Of course, they were protesting Bush's administration and the war in Iraq.

"Most protesters were Kerry supporters, some with signs reading: "What's to debate? Bush lied, fire him." But three pro-Bush students crashed the coffin march with a large Bush-Cheney sign.

"We were looking for other Bush supporters, but we couldn't find them," said 21-year-old Loren Baum."

Ya think? Kerist.