New Punk Band Names

Courtesy of Lindsay at work.

If we start a punk band, we are going to name it one of these three:

Cooter Pie - play nothing but Southern Rock

Narcoleptic Dobermans - Don't ask

Itchy Vulva - yeah, that's a good one.

Crippling Gas - it can happen to you.

Kotex Commandos - when you're not feeling so fresh

Jesus Jimmy-Legs - pretty self explanitory, especially when Lindsay dances.

If you want to use one of these for your new band, email me. We're gonna copyright those suckers.