And From the Peanut Gallery...

Lorene: CONNIE ANNA ANNAPAOLOSIS MARIA CONSUELO JESUS ANAST!

Me: "What the hell was that?"

Lorene: "...that was my best "mom chastising" voice..."

Me: "Oh, I see... then it would be Constandina Anne Anastopoulas or Lily Lolita Conchita Maria Consuela Juantia Felina Hernandez.... someone gave me that "nickname" in High School..."

Lorene: "Nope, I like Jesus."

Me: "Well, I like Jesus, too. Duh." (snicker)

Lorene: "Oh, aren't you funny...."